G.McKenna Golf Haiku
Gigantic driver Fuels my testosterone dreams Three-hundred yard drive.
Gotta get a grip On this game that has gripped me Before it gives me the grippe.
My ball is engulfed By autumn’s crimson bounty Perils of fall golf.
Chipmunk takes cover Knows the stone wall may save him From my wicked slice.
Smashed it off the tee. But why did my second shot Only go ten yards?
Three-foot downhill putt Just keeps going and going. Now six feet back up.
Winter rules beckon Even in the August heat. Don’t heed that siren’s call.
Splashdown in the pond A chorus of croaks erupts Laughter of the frogs.
Snack bar girl so cute Even though I’m not hungry Gimme another hotdog.
Kerplunk. Rattle. Plop. Sweet euphony on the green. Sunk another putt.
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How to hit fades and draws
Many times we need to hit shots that travel left to right (fade) or right to left (draw). These ball flights are very useful in dog legs or when you want to go around hazards. There are several ways to … Continue reading
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Arms extended at address for maximum club head speed
It is important that your arms are extended although not locked at address. This will allow the club head to travel in the longest possible arc and thus achieve the maximum club head speed. Speed equals distance. The club needs … Continue reading