G.McKenna Golf Haiku
Gigantic driver Fuels my testosterone dreams Three-hundred yard drive.
Gotta get a grip On this game that has gripped me Before it gives me the grippe.
My ball is engulfed By autumn’s crimson bounty Perils of fall golf.
Chipmunk takes cover Knows the stone wall may save him From my wicked slice.
Smashed it off the tee. But why did my second shot Only go ten yards?
Three-foot downhill putt Just keeps going and going. Now six feet back up.
Winter rules beckon Even in the August heat. Don’t heed that siren’s call.
Splashdown in the pond A chorus of croaks erupts Laughter of the frogs.
Snack bar girl so cute Even though I’m not hungry Gimme another hotdog.
Kerplunk. Rattle. Plop. Sweet euphony on the green. Sunk another putt.
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Welcome Spring, Welcome Golf Beginners
Spring is finally here and with it Golf Season, yeahhh ! During winter I met a few people that were excited about the game and wanted to start playing this year. This blog is for them. It has some insights on how … Continue reading
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Consistency
Consistency is the most important attribute of a golf swing. If you can replicate a good golf swing, you will reduce the number of bad shots in a round and hence improve your score and have more fun. The way … Continue reading
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Stop slicing your driver shots
Most amateur golfers suffer from slice. The effect is most pronounced with the driver. The driver is not an easy club to hit because it is long and it has very little loft (usually 10 degrees). We tee up the … Continue reading
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Golf Club Distances
Consistency is very important in the game of golf. A repeatable swing and knowing how far you hit each club will help any player achieve this elusive goal of getting the ball where you want it to land. When I … Continue reading
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Don’t top the ball
When a friend of mine feels the pressure of people watching or the foursome behind breathing on his neck he gets tense and starts topping the ball. The best thing behind fighting the tension and trying to relax is to … Continue reading
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