G.McKenna Golf Haiku
Gigantic driver Fuels my testosterone dreams Three-hundred yard drive.
Gotta get a grip On this game that has gripped me Before it gives me the grippe.
My ball is engulfed By autumn’s crimson bounty Perils of fall golf.
Chipmunk takes cover Knows the stone wall may save him From my wicked slice.
Smashed it off the tee. But why did my second shot Only go ten yards?
Three-foot downhill putt Just keeps going and going. Now six feet back up.
Winter rules beckon Even in the August heat. Don’t heed that siren’s call.
Splashdown in the pond A chorus of croaks erupts Laughter of the frogs.
Snack bar girl so cute Even though I’m not hungry Gimme another hotdog.
Kerplunk. Rattle. Plop. Sweet euphony on the green. Sunk another putt.
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Golf in Ecuador
This is a follow up to a previous blog I published. When I was in Ecuador during the summer I played in the best course Ecuador has: Arrayanes Country Club. It is run by Guillermo Gonzalez, who has brought a … Continue reading
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Golf in Ecuador
I had the opportunity to play golf in Ecuador in July. I did it at Club Arrayanes located in one of the pretty valleys surrounding Quito, Ecuador’s capital. What a beautiful experience. It is like playing with the Incas’ Gods. … Continue reading
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Strike, stroke but don’t flail
I was playing with a friend last week and got some good advice from him: Do not FLAIL at the ball, it is good to strike it, stroke it and meet it but trying to flail at it will not … Continue reading
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